HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH, SON.

There was this guy parking his BMW at this parking lot. As he was about to move in, another guy in a Suzuki Swift cuts in and takes his spot. Infuriated, the guy in the BMW winds down his window demanding an explanation.

The man in the Swift cheekily responds,"You gotta be swift to do that."

What did the guy in the BMW do?

Before the Swift could finish parking, the BMW swiped past, denting the Swift's bumper and reclaimed its spot.

"You gotta be rich to do that," the BMW driver said.

So what's the moral of the story?

Money > your fucking kiasu-ism.

In other news, flash mob spotted!